Perhaps in a PR stunt to salvage their reputation after their whole “grass is not green on any side” debacle, the Singapore Sports Hub has decided to give out free babies during the upcoming AFF Suzuki Cup.
ZHUN BO, FREE BABIES?!
Yes, damn zhun. Just check this out:
The AFF Suzuki Cup will truly be a spectacle for all! The football fans can feast their eyes on the game, while their often-unwilling partners can help themselves to un-seated infants for free! Win-win situation!
So whether you are an ardent supporter of the Singapore Lions, or are feeling motherly and would want have a free infant without the mess of coitus, head on over to the Sports Hub website to buy your tickets! You probably won’t even have to pay warranty for the babies!