Samurai lawyer contesting in General Election

This has to be one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while – Mr M Ravi has declared his intent to contest in the General Election, and hopes to be Prime Minister one day.

Errr. Did he forget to take his medicine again?!

In case you guys forgot, Mr M Ravi is the guy who claimed to be from a generation of Samurais and challenged Mr Lee Kuan Yew to a fight. He also called WP’s Mr Low Thia Khiang and Ms Sylvia Lim ‘cow dung’, and said that he wants to go back to New York, presumably because there are vampires there.

Think I’m bullshitting? No, everything I said about Mr M Ravi is 100% true.

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Another point that came out in his announcement today is that he has set aside S$1 million dollars for his campaign. ONE FREAKING MILLION DOLLARS. Where did it all come from?!

I have a pretty good guess – remember how Mr Roy Ngerng had no idea where his donated money went? I have a sneaky feeling that a large part of the $110k donated to Mr Roy Ngerng has been channelled towards Mr M Ravi’s campaign million.

Gotta give it to Mr M Ravi – this is a really creative way of getting campaign donations!

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Anyway, Mr M Ravi says that his manifesto is coming out on Friday. I can’t wait!

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